Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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