Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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