Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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