she looked like the before picture.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Randomize