Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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