Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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