i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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