She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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