I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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