i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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