Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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