Can i not drive my cunt home
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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