the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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