What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
i need some magic done to my vagina
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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