You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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