Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
we made out on top of his cat.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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