do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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