Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
two words...techno handjob
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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