Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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