If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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