Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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