so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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