didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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