So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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