Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
he shaved USA in his pubs
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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