i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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