During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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