i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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