how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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