smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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