that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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