Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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