two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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