ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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