pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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