similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
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