all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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