I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
The power of my boobs compel you
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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