Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
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