yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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