i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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