nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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