i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
your like the ambassador to my penis.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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