READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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