Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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