Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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