okay pat passed out under dana's car
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I pour the whiskey from now on
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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