She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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