dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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