Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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