Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Pappa wants mamma naked
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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