How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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