oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
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