I accidentally burped into my bong.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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